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IloveMeganFox
Parent/Child #3998 |  asked 10 months ago

Did I get my mother pregnant?

I'm 16 and don't have sex with my mom. That's disgusting but my mom and I use the same bathroom all the time. So I masterbate all the time while I'm pooping and sometimes I make a mess on the toilet seat (like when I catch it but the toilet paper breaks and it oozes down onto the toilet seat). i did this a bunch of times but then if my mom uses the toilet after me can she get injected with it?

My dad had a vasetomy after i was born and mom said he can't have kids anymore but she is pregnant about a month but only told me, not dad.

I didn't tell her about the toilet seat. Is it mine??? Would a test to see who the father is show up like it is my dad since we have the same genes? Help please.
best answer by PSILUVU...
Oh. My. Word. There are things I just don't want to know. Seriously. But to answer your question, it is 99.99% sure that you couldn't have gotten your mother pregnant this way. Women sit on toilet seats the same way men do, which does not put her "lady parts" anywhere near the actual seat. Your swimmers would literally have to swim across the skin on her butt... impossible.

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