He Says He's Turned Off By My Underwear

Like she said, Sarai and I have been going out for 2 years and I finally told her about a year ago that I have a fetish for sniffing ladies underwear. However, it bothers me when I see stains on Sarai's underwear. On Saturdays, Sarai does not shower because it's her day to "laze off" according to her. I do believe that being continuously dirty on Saturdays is the reason she has the stains on the bottom of her underwear. I love Sarai so much and I would never stoop so low as to go out and find another woman to do this with, I want to be able to enjoy my girlfriend's undergarments and just enjoy her sweet soft smell in my face, but I feel as if she is robbing me of that treasure by not showering on Saturdays and therefore depositing those stains on her underwear. I have absolutely no problem with feminine discharge but she needs to start showering on Saturdays and buy new underwear in order for this problem to be resolved.

Otherwise my girlfriend is a very clean girl and I have never observed any bad smell from her undergarments. Its just the Saturday sanitary thing, its bugging me!