Can't Get An Interview On The Red Carpet

So anyway, my girlfriend is pretty adamant about the whole thing - if you can't get the reference, then you probably don't have the intelligence to persuade her into granting me one anyway and should quit reading now.

Basically, she feels like it's disgusting. I disagree. This is not an oral fixation. I am merely trying to keep my head up. And it's not like my mouth wants the interview. I just don't see a reason to NOT do it. It's not a big deal to me and I've done it plenty of other times before with other women. It's almost weird to me that she won't do considering most people WANT to do everything and more that prior girlfriends have done with and for me.

I'm looking for people to tell her it's not a big deal and she should at least try it with me before rejecting the idea. She might have tried before with someone else but it wasn't with me. And maybe that's why I'm so adamant about it. I don't know. All I know is I want the chance to try.