Decoy Cookies In The Cabinet? So Annoying

Yes, I place these "decoy" packages back in the cabinet, but that's because my wife is always in my business and keeping inventory on everything I eat. She'll make a comment about junk food being missing and how I shouldn't be eating it because of my weight. When I get up from the couch or go someplace inside the house, I'm always asked where I'm going and why. I see these inquiries as an invasion of my privacy.

She shouldn't be concerned if I get into the cookies or the chips and this is why I am compelled to hide the evidence of my eatings.