Dirty Boy Needs To Clean Up His Act!

Oh gosh. Well, first I'd like to say that I wish Penny had come straight to me with this. And second, I want to make clear that I'd never disregard my beloved's concerns. (Sorry honey!) But, in my own defense, Penny is exaggerating a little. I bathe at least every other day, more if I've exercised. I also wear deoderant. I am not one of those guys who prances around oblivious of my body odor. That said, I do feel that most Americans tend to want to erase any vestige of their bodies. I happen to find Penny's "natural scent" sexy. I hope this doesn't make me sound crazy, but it makes me kind of ashamed and sad to learn she doesn't feel the same way.