He Dosed Me To Get His Way With Me!

I am totally shocked by all the suppositions and innuendos you are hanging over me Poppy. So this is what I get from offering you flowers and making you spend a wonderful evening ? This is the trust I get after 3 years of honesty ? This is what I get for RESPECTING that you refuse anal sex ? You accusing me of DRUGGING you ???

This is going over the line. You want to know what happened next ? Fine. I was trying to spare you the shame of letting you and the world know, but you've pushed it too far so now I have no choice but to defend myself.

For starters, you forgot to mention we were both almost naked after a few glasses of champagne. But you did not just drink champagne may I remind you (or did you forget that too ?). After the champagne you went for the vodka in the fridge (I didn't stop you), and then when we were out of vodka, for the beers (at that point I tried to stop you but ok I was drunk too, so maybe not very persuasive). Then you were starting to be really drunk and trying to get me to come with you outside (to buy more alcohol) but I said no, and you grabbed me and there we were outside, you wearing only your pants and a tshirt and I was wearing my jean's, looking for alcohol in the street. I must explain that we don't live in a very clean neighbourhood and the streets around here are pretty fucked up. Then you started vomiting in the street, leaning against a trash container, I was trying to tell you to go back home and you were just too fucked up so you sat down, nearly in your own god damn vomit, but not exactly in it, but CLOSE ENOUGH TO THE GOD DAMN TRASH CONTAINER THAT WHEN YOU GOT BACK UP YOUR PANTIES WERE ALL DAMP AND VAGUELY BROWNISH.
There.
You have it.

I don't know what the hell you sat on, but MAYBE YOU CATCHING SOME KIND OF ANAL INFECTION OR MUSHROOM IS — I SAY MAYBE — MORE LIKELY THAN ME PENETRATING YOU ANALLY BY FORCE AND USING DRUGS TO DO IT

god damn it
you disgust me
go see a doctor
i'm out of here