"This is the Marriage Ref on steroids!"
- random internet user
"Look J, if it's easy for you to assume Twitter is the only reason we broke up then you really are full of yourself. It's your wandering eye and lack of commitment. I am past my prime to have a baby and really need someone to settle down with. I want kids but I just hit another decade with nothing to show for it but my career and a broken marriage.
We tried twice. If you're ready to settle, want me around more, want to have kids, AND stop posting on twitter (I know it's not your PA posting...view more"
"Ok so my on-again off-again girlfriend dumped me over Twitter. She says I neglect her and spend too much time late night tweeting. She still believes it was me posting my updates when in fact I barely have time to shower. I pay someone to update my Twitter account. Of course it sounds like me. That's what he's meant to do...make it sound like me.
She's just too needy and constantly looks for attention. I can't provide the level she needs. I give her A LOT but to be jealous of a website...view more"
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