Is Twitter Reason To Break Up?

Ok so my on-again off-again girlfriend dumped me over Twitter. She says I neglect her and spend too much time late night tweeting. She still believes it was me posting my updates when in fact I barely have time to shower. I pay someone to update my Twitter account. Of course it sounds like me. That's what he's meant to do...make it sound like me.

She's just too needy and constantly looks for attention. I can't provide the level she needs. I give her A LOT but to be jealous of a website service? Come on. A little juvenile. It's not like I can't get over her. Temptation is everywhere. It just pisses me off how girls react to the stupidest things. Hell, I even wrote a song for her to makeup for it but to no avail. Maybe I should just write a song about Twitter...

Tell her it's juvenile. FML