I Will Eat What I Want To Eat
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Side 1 says...
My wife has put me on a strict diet because the doctor says I am an at risk candidate for a heart attack. The problem is I am healthy and I eat fairly healthy but I like REAL food. Now she is making all these dishes with legumes and shit and it's disgusting. I am not a cow. I want to eat cow. I like red meat and I like soy sauce. I don't care how much fat is on it and I don't care how much salt it contains. I want to eat it. I am here on this earth for a short while and I want to enjoy every minute of it...including the delicious carcasses I sneak during lunch on a near daily basis.
So my real gripe is I need her to make food I will eat at home so I don't go overboard during lunch and when I'm away from home because if I have to eat green things at home I will eat brown things at work.
So my real gripe is I need her to make food I will eat at home so I don't go overboard during lunch and when I'm away from home because if I have to eat green things at home I will eat brown things at work.
Added by thespis (male)
Side 2 says...
I made a tofu meal on friday last week and you said you couldn't even tell it wasn't meat. We eat very well and the things you don't apparently see which I do are your energy levels have increased and you are more sexually charged. Note he has not attempted to grab my butt in a year or so but in the past month he has done it plenty. So I won't complain about the diet I've put you on. And I'd like you to be around with me later in life. you could think of it this way. It's either you grabbing me at 65 or you watching from heaven someone else doing it for you since you're dead.
"I will eat brown things at work."
If you want to eat poop, it's your choice. Just brush before you come home.
"I will eat brown things at work."
If you want to eat poop, it's your choice. Just brush before you come home.
Added by ticklemyfancy (female)
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