I just dont know what to do anymore......

Very odd but true!! Every time I go to "fart", I seem to shit my pants......Everyone around me is getting tired of dealing with it. Is there a remedy or trick to beating this disease?? Ive tried everything, why me? Somtimes it gets really bad and this strong sense to jackoff comes at the same time. Do you think it could be my upbringing as a child? My hands are red and my ass is chapped I need help!! Anyone??