Tell Her To Come Back To Planet Earth

Click To Read
Side 2
Side 1 says... She wants a new TV. She's been asking for a new TV for the past 6 months. Christmas came and I never thought I would hear the end of it. TV TV TV TVTVTVTVTVTV....

We need to spend the money on paying down the credit card we financed our entire summer on last year that is still not paid off. After Christmas shopping we had virtually nothing and would have had to add a TV on it to boot. A 60" TV. A Sony BRAVIA XBR-60LX900 60" LCD TV. And that was it. No bargaining. No negotiation for something cheaper or smaller. This model. She saw it in the store and she wanted it specifically.

Price: $4,498.00

That subsided after the holidays. But low and behold we are back to spring. What's this? Why it's our tax refund! What better way to spend our tax refund than on a $5,000 TV! I was so overjoyed she brought it up went and had a drink.

The next morning I got in and told her (in my wonderfully sweet hungover tone) that there is no way in hell it was going to happen.

We've been fighting for 2 days. Tell her it's a waste of money. She can do Sweatin' to the Oldies on our current 37".
Added by realist (male)
Side 2 says... He offered a compromise. Each time I used my mouth he said was worth a $50. When I had done 88 he would give me the discount and buy the TV.

I am on planet Earth. Maybe he was watching a porno.

I still want the TV. But now I want a 70".

Added by idolwinner (female)
Voting Has Ended
Copy The Code Below To Embed This Side On Your Site


Will AI take your job this year?
Find out