She Just Doesn't Get It
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Side 1 says...
My girlfriend Amber is a really cute and especially smart girl. I deeply love her not least for her intelligence, but sometimes - and more and more often - she just does not get it. I wonder whether she does it on purpose, just to piss me off....I keep telling her that she acts like her mom, and that of course drives her insane. But I don't understand why she cannot follow my reasoning! After all I am her sugar daddy, and when I want/say something, this should be the rule! But Amber keeps saying silly things....I think she is dumb or from outer space....but what can I do? Whenever I see her, I get so horny that I forget about her (serious) deficits. Should I stay or should I go?
Added by Kunzli (male)
Side 2 says...
I know you deeply love me. I feel it, and you also proved it over and over again with your attentive behaviour: you cooked for me, you are a rocket in bed (surprisingly), you always pay, you send flowers - you really care about me, no doubt about that.
But fact is: you are an asshole! I tell you here and now: Our relationship is over! You are you just the craziest guy I ever met, you even drag me on this ridiculous sidetake site.
Anyway, the main reason why I don't wanna be with you anymore is that I just cant stand it anymore how you always make fun of my mom. My mom is the best thing ever happened to me. Everything I know, I know from her. No guy should ever come and say that my mommy sometimes doesnt pronounce things correctly. If my mom wants to say Gogo Channel you should not always tell her (or me) that the brand is called Coco Chanel. My mom is grown up, she can say whatever she wants. You always correct her and also me. I hate that!
Sorry, I know that you honestly love me, your horneyness proves that, but you know what: I wanna shag you one last time (coz i really like the way you (tongue-)please me), but after that - I will dump you next to the garbage. Adios, moron!
But fact is: you are an asshole! I tell you here and now: Our relationship is over! You are you just the craziest guy I ever met, you even drag me on this ridiculous sidetake site.
Anyway, the main reason why I don't wanna be with you anymore is that I just cant stand it anymore how you always make fun of my mom. My mom is the best thing ever happened to me. Everything I know, I know from her. No guy should ever come and say that my mommy sometimes doesnt pronounce things correctly. If my mom wants to say Gogo Channel you should not always tell her (or me) that the brand is called Coco Chanel. My mom is grown up, she can say whatever she wants. You always correct her and also me. I hate that!
Sorry, I know that you honestly love me, your horneyness proves that, but you know what: I wanna shag you one last time (coz i really like the way you (tongue-)please me), but after that - I will dump you next to the garbage. Adios, moron!
Added by Ambergirl (female)
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