Is Twitter Reason To Break Up?
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Side 1 says...
Ok so my on-again off-again girlfriend dumped me over Twitter. She says I neglect her and spend too much time late night tweeting. She still believes it was me posting my updates when in fact I barely have time to shower. I pay someone to update my Twitter account. Of course it sounds like me. That's what he's meant to do...make it sound like me.
She's just too needy and constantly looks for attention. I can't provide the level she needs. I give her A LOT but to be jealous of a website service? Come on. A little juvenile. It's not like I can't get over her. Temptation is everywhere. It just pisses me off how girls react to the stupidest things. Hell, I even wrote a song for her to makeup for it but to no avail. Maybe I should just write a song about Twitter...
Tell her it's juvenile. FML
She's just too needy and constantly looks for attention. I can't provide the level she needs. I give her A LOT but to be jealous of a website service? Come on. A little juvenile. It's not like I can't get over her. Temptation is everywhere. It just pisses me off how girls react to the stupidest things. Hell, I even wrote a song for her to makeup for it but to no avail. Maybe I should just write a song about Twitter...
Tell her it's juvenile. FML
Added by JMguitarman (male)
Side 2 says...
Look J, if it's easy for you to assume Twitter is the only reason we broke up then you really are full of yourself. It's your wandering eye and lack of commitment. I am past my prime to have a baby and really need someone to settle down with. I want kids but I just hit another decade with nothing to show for it but my career and a broken marriage.
We tried twice. If you're ready to settle, want me around more, want to have kids, AND stop posting on twitter (I know it's not your PA posting), then call me...I'm not being juvenile. I'm being grown up.
We tried twice. If you're ready to settle, want me around more, want to have kids, AND stop posting on twitter (I know it's not your PA posting), then call me...I'm not being juvenile. I'm being grown up.
Added by ScreenQueen (female)
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